Thursday, November 30, 2006

"I'm going to F*****g Kill Google"

It was just two years back that Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer said this. Or was it 3 years? Ohh! Time flies by so fast !!


I was laughing on Ballmer then. Google's stock was the Iraqi oil of the 70s. Microsoft was failing in all of its ventures. Senior Microsoft employees were leaving for Google. Gmail had just come out.
But who knew what the future had in store ?


If you havent already, visit www.live.com . Its not Googlefast. But its going to leave you stunned

[Googlefast: adj. syn: lightning fast.
To be very quick, fast.
And then the Concorde touched the Speed of Sound and it seemed it was Googlefast
]


You get a feeling of deja vu. Everything seems to be copied from Google.com
The clean clutter free interface, the Sponsored Links Section et al...
But hey! Dont jump to conclusions.

Just go and search for something. And compare the results with Google's.
Microsoft's Live.com is WAY better in terms of producing results!
Of course its a pain if your on a 64k connection like me lol.




I can see the future now. Its very clear.
Microsoft is going to push its weight around with Vista - Microsoft's next operating system. A sequel to Windows XP

[To quote: "We've embedded search in Vista at a totally new level"]


And by no means can Vista fail.
Mid 2004 i had read reports that Longhorn sucked. There were bad reviews for Vista Release Candidate 1 too. But go Google (or rather Live it) Vista now. The critics are in love with the latest Operating System from Microsoft


Microsoft has adapted to the new requirements. Satan is going to emerge as the winner it seems.

I guess Ballmer will be singing apna old hindi song - do aur do paanch

"Tu ne abhi dekha nahi
Dekha hain to jana nahi
Jana hain to mana nahi
Mujhe pechana nahi
Duniya deewani meri
Mere peeche peeche bhaage
Kis mein hain dum yahaan
Thair jo mere aage
Mere aage aana nahi
Dekho takra na nahi
Kisi se bhi haare nahi hum


Jo soche jo chahe woh kar ke dikha de
Hum woh hain jo do aur do paanch bana de
Jo soche jo chahe woh kar ke dikha de
Hum woh hain jo Google ko khatam kar dale"

hehehe

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