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According to highly placed sources, 3 students having REALLY low attendance were called to the Principal's office.They were humiliated, and "whipped" 20 times on their back (No, not whipped with cream! Whipped with the chaabuk) because they were rude and backanswered.
The first student begged that his back be tied with a pillow so that the whips would hurt less.But you know... the pillow tore after 10 whips... and poor fellow had to bear the pain of 10 whips.

The second student begged that his back should be tied with 2 pillows. The Principal agreed, because he knew that the pillows would tear after 15 whips. And yes, poor student had to bear the pain of 5 whips.

The third student came forward and told the Principal that he regretted his mistake. He wanted a severe punishment. He begged the Whipper to whip him 100 times.
Everyone was surprised. What courage! Someone asked, "Dont you want a pillow or something to be tied to your back???"
"Yeah! Tie that bloody Principal to my back!" - came the answer!




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Dikha sirf ek hi noor
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